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nowaywhorehey:

We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

absolutest:

I hate when you find someone soooooo attractive, but when they open their mouth, you lose interest.

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

unclefather:

brokendildo:

what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

bl-ossomed:

one of my favorite quotes

bl-ossomed:

one of my favorite quotes

michikomalandroid:

aa-noms-you:

pursuingthemeaning:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

Calm down John Green

'do not fall in love with people like me'

don’t worry i won’t